Posted by: Major Dan (markj89@charter.net) on Thu Jun 20 11:51:42 2002

Many a debate in different sports but question is: Which way will a right- or left-handed batter face?
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> > Towards homeplate and looking towards the pitcher usually.
> > Not sure what the batters do in other sports.
> > Watch sports on TV to get a better idea of how they work. Its really fun and rewarding.
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> Ah, thank you "Major Dan." Our favorite, soon to be unemployed, assistant burger flipper at McDonalds displays another rather pityful attempt at humor! Pea-brained arrogance at its finest. Bet you've already told all your buddies at the strip-club what you wrote, right Major Dan?

They're what you call jokes, son. Whoever you are, you're going to have to come up with something better than that. Or better yet, laugh and enjoy life a little.
Why don't you try to answer the original question. I couldn't make sense of it. I'll bet with your superior intellect you'll have the right answer at your finger tips. I await your wisdom...