Posted by: The Hitman (ahsnumber3@aol.com) on Wed Jun 19 23:19:27 2002

I have found this to really work in the short game.
> > > Have the player hold the thick part of the bat and hit with the knob. Thats right, hit the ball with the handle.....defenses have no idea how to cover this and it often leads to a swinging bunt..
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> > will....a lot of us older folks have at one time or another had just a little bit too much to drink...at least you are at the computer and not behind the wheel.....hic, hic!!!
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> It might lead to getting a ball in the earflap too. And I for one wouldn't want to hit a good fastball with the handle. You must coach or play in a recreational league. Careful not to trip over the keg on the way back to the dugout for a smoke...

Your damn right the defenses wouldn't know what to do, the outfielders would be playing in the infield. You would have a better chance hitting it with your beer bong. LOl, your joke was better dan